Cheesus In Food | Cheesus Christ

Our Frito
Who art in Cheese
deep-fried be thy name

Thy waistline come
Thy will be done on dish
as it is on plate

Give us this day
our daily chip
and forgive us our cholesterol
as we forgive those who can’t eat just one

And lead us not into temptation of thy cheaper store brands
but deliver us from Great Value

For thine is the cheesiest
and finger licking good
for ever and ever.

Amen

Cheesus Christ