The Cheesus Prayer
// July 14th, 2010 // No Comments » // Cheesus in Food
Our Frito
Who art in Cheese
deep-fried be thy name
Thy waistline come
Thy will be done on dish
as it is on plate
Give us this day
our daily chip
and forgive us our cholesterol
as we forgive those who can’t eat just one
And lead us not into temptation of thy cheaper store brands
but deliver us from Great Value
For thine is the cheesiest
and finger licking good
for ever and ever.
Amen
Doritos 3:16
// June 27th, 2010 // No Comments » // Videos
Jesus Appears in a Hospital Window
// June 27th, 2010 // No Comments » // Videos
