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		<title>What Would Jesus Do With Cheeto?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 22:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woman who sees Christ in snack may put it on eBay Preston Hollow (Dallas, TX.) resident Sara Bell recently stopped by this newspaper’s office with a unique discovery: a Cheeto that she thinks looks like Jesus. Bell came across the strange snack a few weeks ago while she and her husband, Dan, were driving home [...]]]></description>
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<p>Preston Hollow (Dallas, TX.) resident Sara Bell recently stopped by this newspaper’s office with a unique discovery: a Cheeto that she thinks looks like Jesus.</p>
<p>Bell came across the strange snack a few weeks ago while she and her husband, Dan, were driving home from Houston. He bought her a bag of Cheetos in Jersey Village, she said, and everything was normal until she was about a third of the way through it.</p>
<p>“Then Jesus appeared,” Bell said with a laugh.</p>
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<p>Until she decides what to do with the Cheeto, Bell is keeping it safe, wrapped in tissue inside a box that once held a wristwatch.</p>
<p>“What I’ve been worried about is if I have it around my house, it’ll get eaten,” the retired teacher said. “If not by a person, then by an ant.”</p>
<p>Bell said she hadn’t shown the Cheeto to any ministers at her church (Highland Park United Methodist), but several friends have seen it, including Carolyn Matthews.</p>
<p>“I can’t imagine that anyone looks at their Cheeto closely enough to see that,” Matthews said. “I eat mine way too fast.”</p>
<p>Apparently, Bell isn’t the only person to eat Cheetos slowly enough for a divine experience. In the past 15 months, there have been media reports about similar finds by a Missouri woman and a Houston man.</p>
<p>“God is probably wherever you want to find God,” said the Rev. Diana Holbert, pastor of Grace United Methodist Church in Old East Dallas. “It seems like a little bit of a waste of time, but who am I to judge?”</p>
<p>Some friends have told Bell to put her Cheeto on eBay. Others told her to try to get it on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show. But Matthews offered no such advice.</p>
<p>“I just told her I’m glad she’s found Jesus,” she said.</p>
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		<title>His Name Shall Be Cheesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 22:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Jesus Cheeto Miracle: What Would Cheesus Do?</title>
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